During an afternoon ride home from pre-K (5 years ago). Sammy spoke incessantly about a little girl in his class. Upon nearing the house, Sam's Dad said "sounds like you have a little crush and you really like this girl".
Sammy defensively responded "Dad! I...DON'T..LIKE HER! Long pause......but...but... I LUB HER."
Sam's dad laughed and said: "THAT'S OK SAMMY. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOUR MOM!"
